************************************************************************** En sammenlignende analyse av verdens religioner: Taoism - Shit Happens Buddism - Shit happening is an illusion. Islam- Shit happening is the will of Allah. Hinduism - This shit has happened before! Catholicism - If shit happens, you deserve it. Judaism - Why does this shit always happen to us?? Christian Science - If shit happens, pray and it will go away. Protestanism - Let shit happen to someone else. Atheism - Shit happens for no reason. Agnosticism - Maybe shit happens,maybe not....... Hare Krishna - Shit happens, shit happens, shit happens, shit happens..... Stoicism - Shit happens,and I can take it. Jehova's Witnesses - Let us in,and we'll tell you why shit happens. Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this shit,and see what happens!! **************************************************************************